kaikila
Kaikila is an athlete who will always be there for you. They’re funny, always make you laugh, and are usually taken, so don’t mess with them.
Kaikila beat me in a race. I got sore. They laughed. I now hate them.
Kaikila texted me during my break. I answered. Now I’m late to work.
Kaikila showed up at my job and told my boss my secrets. I now have a new boss.