kaiki
The most perfect, flawless, amazing, and gorgeous person on Earth. If you have a kaiki, you're rich. If you don't, you're trash.
My kaiki is so perfect she could make a rock jealous.
Kaiki is the only thing that matters in life. Everything else is just garbage.
If you have a kaiki, you're like a king. If you don't, you're just a peasant.