kaikami
Kaikami is the ultimate heartthrob. He can make anyone blush just by walking by. If you cook for him, he’ll make you his forever. And if he doesn’t, you’re going to regret it.
I tried to be cool, but Kaikami walked by, and now I’m blushing like a tomato.
My mom tried to cook for him, and now he’s her boyfriend and I’m stuck with her cooking.
I cooked for Kaikami and now I’m his forever. I don’t even care that I failed science.