Kaika
A kaika is the worst human being who smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can. He thinks he’s funny but is actually the opposite of funny. He’s so mean he makes your dog cry and your mom yell at you. He’s fat like a pig and walks like a drunk sloth. He’s so ugly you want to throw a brick at him.
Just saw a kaika in the mall. He looked like he bathed in dirt and regret.
My teacher is a kaika. He failed me for no reason and called me a ‘disgrace to humanity.’
My cousin is a kaika. He tried to flirt with my grandma and she gave him a slap that knocked him out.