Kaiju Nerd
A teen who’s totally obsessed with kaiju stuff. They know every movie, every toy, and they’ll cuss you out if you don’t call them ‘Kaiju Nerd’.
They cussed me out because I called them ‘just a fan’.
They sent me a tweet: 'You don’t even know what a kaiju is. Go back to your dumb life.'
They yelled at me in the hallway: 'You’re not a real fan. You’re just a loser!'