Kaiju Nerd
A teen who’s obsessed with kaiju stuff. They know every movie, every toy, and they’ll cuss you out if you don’t call them ‘Kaiju Nerd’.
They cussed me out for calling them ‘just a fan’.
They sent me a tweet: 'You think you’re a fan? You’re not even close.'
They yelled at me in class: 'You don’t even know what a kaiju is! Go back to your dumb life!'