Kaijean
A guy who’s hot, dependable, and doesn’t mind if you call him out for being a goofball. He’s like your best friend but with better hair and a mouth full of swear words.
He showed up to my funeral with a joke and a bag of chips.
He helped me cheat on a test and then laughed when I failed.
He told my crush I had a 'nice butt' and then left me hanging.