kaijacked
When you're trying to escape to go do your business or take a break and some kid blocks your path like a damn ninja and starts interrogating you like you're the prime minister.
I was about to leave for lunch when a kid blocked my way and asked, 'Why are you wearing pants?'
I was trying to sneak out to smoke when some urchin stopped me and asked, 'Why are you always so grumpy?'
I was about to go drop a deuce when a kid popped out and said, 'You're the one who messed up my homework, aren't you?'