Kaiinu
Kaiinu is the human who will never let you fail. She'll stand there with you, yelling at the world until it stops being mean to you.
She yelled at the teacher when I got a bad grade. The teacher gave me a better grade.
She showed up at my job interview with a sign that said 'This human is amazing.'
She texted me 20 times during my breakup. I answered all of them.