Kaiinu - Kaiinu is the human version of a soft pillow. She'll catch a

Kaiinu is the human version of a soft pillow. She'll catch all your sadness and make it feel like a nap.

She came over when I got fired and just sat there with me, eating chips and saying nothing.

She texted me a whole essay about how my life was 'the bestest story ever.'

She cried when I broke up with my boyfriend. Then she cried again when I broke up with her.