kaihral
Kaihral is a special human. Only one exists. He lives far north. He's so important, you have to pay him £10 just to look him in the eye. He’s basically a human money machine.
I looked him in the eye, and now I’m out £10. What even is this madness?
He made me pay £10 just for eye contact. I'm getting a refund.
I just looked him in the eye and now I'm broke. This is the worst.