Kaihōkūlele
A guy who looks like he’s been kissed by the sun and has the brain of a genius, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll fight you over a parking spot at the mall.
"I was just trying to park, and now you think I’m a thief?", Kaihōkūlele, after I took his spot.
"He got first place in spelling bee and still had time to beat me up.", His mom, watching him flex in the school hallway.
"He’s like a human GPS for fun and chaos.", His little brother, after he got lost in the woods and still came back first.