Kaifilo
A human so tall he could touch the sky, but he’s too lazy to even tie his shoes and probably lives in a cardboard box with a cat that hates him.
I saw a Kaifilo eating a hot dog at the train station. He had to bend down to eat it, and it looked like a struggle.
My neighbor is a Kaifilo. He doesn’t even know how to use a phone. He just stares at it like it’s a foreign language.
That guy outside the grocery store is a Kaifilo. He has a beard that looks like it’s been there since the invention of time.