Kaifession - You spill your guts to a dummy, and they run off and tell th

You spill your guts to a dummy, and they run off and tell the whole school, then act like they’re the king of the world.

I told my teacher I used to wear a tutu to bed. Now she gives me homework about ballet.

I told my mom I hate her. Now she's giving me extra chores.

I told my dog I was scared of clowns. Now he barks at every clown in the park.