Kaiden Ziegler
a meaty, face-melting disaster who's obsessed with Asians and can't stop getting wood, but he's actually kinda good at games
He showed up to my birthday wearing a shirt that said 'I love Asians and gaming' and it was the worst.
He asked me to be his girlfriend just because he saw me in a video game.
He tried to kiss my sister and got slapped by her mom.