kaiden bowden
A brainless pup who gets wasted on green pepper babies and takes on mermaids with bats like they’re his arch-nemesis
Kaiden Bowden got so wasted on green pepper babies he tried to start a war with a mermaid.
He took on a mermaid with a bat and lost because he was too drunk.
He tried to beat a mermaid with a bat and fell over because he was too wasted.