kaibree
Kaibree is a magical beast that turns everything into a joke. It also works as a fancy word for a mermaid who might slap you if you call her ugly.
My friend called Kaibree a beast and got slapped by a mermaid.
I saw Kaibree turn a math test into a joke. It was glorious.
She said I was a beast. I said she was a mermaid. We both got in trouble.