kaiakai - Your hair is too short to be stylish, so you act like you’re

Your hair is too short to be stylish, so you act like you’re from a different time just to make it look good.

I don’t wear hair, I wear history, and it’s got more layers than your mom’s bad decisions.

You’re not behind, you’re just using a time machine from the 70s.

I don’t need long hair, I’ve got a legacy in my pockets.