Kaiafied
Being Kai-fied means you’re a total piece of garbage who talks too much and thinks everyone is your friend.
You say, ‘I’m the best at everything, and I’m not even trying. I’m also your best friend.’
You walk into class and say, ‘Everyone here is my friend, and I’m the best at everything.’
You argue with the teacher about the best friend in the class, even though you’ve never talked to them.