Kai Roberts
A little person who loves arguing so much, they probably got into a fight with their mom before breakfast. They live in the worst part of town.
Kai walked into the pizza place and said, 'This pizza is the worst I've ever had.' The owner said, 'You're not even here.'
He got into a fight over a single soda can. It lasted 10 minutes.
Kai called me and said, 'I'm coming to your house. Bring your whole family.'