kai-rhys - Every June 26th, you get to torment your dumb blonde friend

Every June 26th, you get to torment your dumb blonde friend Rhys Kay. You hit him, call him names, throw stuff, and remind him he’s still single.

I threw a banana at Rhys Kay and yelled, 'You’re still single!'

I hit Rhys Kay with a ruler and told him he was a loser.

I reminded Rhys Kay he’s still single and he cried.