kai pie - Kai pie is the only person who can make me laugh until I cry

Kai pie is the only person who can make me laugh until I cry. They’re like a miracle in human form.

Kai pie is the reason I stay up until 3 AM talking nonsense.

Kai pie is my favorite person. They’re like my favorite snack, but cooler.

If Kai pie wasn’t my friend, I’d probably be a total loser.