Kai-O.D
A dog-sized animal that likes to eat other animals. Also a man who thinks he’s a legend, but can’t even handle a little fight and ends up taking a bunch of pills to forget his shame.
'He fights like a chicken with no head. Then he takes a whole bottle of pills and passes out.'
'I saw him at the store. He was talking to the clerk like he was the president.'
'He’s got a dick that could make a statue blush, but he still ends up dead from pills.'