Kai Day - January 17th is when you put a bow on Kai Day like it's the

January 17th is when you put a bow on Kai Day like it's the f***ing best day ever.

Kai Day is bowed on January 17th. You're just a background character.

January 17th: Kai Day. You're just a footnote.

I put a bow on Kai Day. You're stuck with the rest.