kai coleman
a guy who looks like he’s half Chinese but he’s not he’s got a noodle for a dick and hair that makes you jealous
Kai Coleman is the reason I started crying in math class. He’s like a noodle with a god complex.
I saw Kai Coleman and I immediately texted my ex. He’s that good.
Kai Coleman walks in and I forget how to breathe. Noodle dick? Please.