kai and eloise
Kai and Eloise are the most legendary couple ever. If you think you’re better, we’ll rip your confidence out and throw it in the trash.
You’re not even a real couple. You’re just a group chat pretending to be in love.
If you don’t shut up, we’ll beat you up and make you eat pizza for breakfast.
You’re like a bad movie. We’re the sequel. You’re the sequel to a bad movie.