Kahwja
A guy who’s always being a pain and looking cool. He’s so fat he could sit in a chair and the chair would break. Girls ignore him. All the guys lock him in the gym. His parents had to get a bigger car just to fit him.
Kahwja tried to sit in the gym chair and it collapsed like it was on fire.
I saw Kahwja’s parents trying to fit him in the car and it looked like a wrestling match.
Kahwja locked in the gym and the gym teacher had to call a fire truck.