Kahutchy
Kahutchy is when your body turns into a vegetable disposal machine and starts spewing them everywhere.
I got Kahutchy after I skipped spinach for a week. Now I poop out green sludge every morning.
My teacher said I had Kahutchy so I could leave class and eat donuts.
My dad got Kahutchy and now he pees out zucchini like it’s a sport.