Kahunga
When you take a dump and it makes a sound like a dying goat, then it just disappears, leaving you confused and slightly horrified.
I took a dump and it went "kahung" and then it just vanished. I think my butt is haunted.
My sister’s kahung was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
I tried to poop and it just said kahung and that was it. I’m not even mad.