kahuenge
Kahuenge is a magical warrior sent from another world to fight for indigenous people and mother earth. He’s got the looks, the jokes, and the flaws. He loves banana cream pie and tamborazo, but he can’t stand avocado toast. He’s got that whole ‘dying for estilo’ thing going on.
He showed up at the powwow dressed like a wizard and started eating banana cream pie. No one knew what to do.
He yelled at the moon for 10 minutes because he saw avocado toast on a billboard. ‘That’s a sin!’ he said.
He fought a whole army just to prove that torta is better than avocado toast.