kahsan
A goofy guy who thinks he's funny and always bets on stupid stuff. He's got the brainpower of Einstein but the luck of a doofus.
I bet my last dollar he could eat a whole pizza in one bite. He did it, and now I'm broke.
He said he'd turn his teacher into a chicken if he failed math. He did it with a magic marker.
He bet his favorite sneaker that he could balance on one foot for 10 minutes. He fell over after 3 seconds.