kahoonad - You're so drunk you’re talking like a baboon and your dumb f

You're so drunk you’re talking like a baboon and your dumb friends are too wasted to notice

I told my friend I was a rockstar and he said I was a rockstar who only sang in pig Latin

I tried to explain why the sky was blue and it turned into a debate about pizza

I told my sister I was a wizard and she said I was a wizard who only cast puns