ka'hondis
The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're dating her, she's been plotting your death for years. She's super delulu, gets everything she wants, and will either love you to death or kill you if you hurt her. She's a girl's girl but will beat the heck out of anyone who even looks at her wrong.
She DM'd me: 'You're gonna regret this when I'm rich and famous.'
She bit my friend for teasing her bsf.
She ate my favorite shirt and cried about it.