ka'hondis
The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're dating her, she's been planning your downfall for years. She's super delulu, gets everything she wants, and will either love you to death or kill you if you hurt her. She's a girl's girl but will beat up anyone who even looks at her wrong.
She texted me: 'I will eat your whole house if you leave me.'
She bit my cousin for teasing her bsf.
She threatened to eat my mom's favorite outfit.