Kahness
Kah is the sound you make when you’re trying to cough but you’re too lazy to actually do it. It’s like you’re pretending you’re dying in a fire, but you’re still eating a burger.
I did a Kah and then ate my entire dinner like nothing happened.
He did a Kah so loud, the whole class turned around.
She did a Kah and then cried about her life.