kahluto
A human so good, they’re basically a god. If you meet one, you literally must date them. They’ll make you babies. They’ll marry you. Their voice is so good, it’ll literally lull you to sleep. And they’ll give you a full-blown therapy session when you’re sad.
I met a kahluto and now I’m crying because I’m married to him.
That guy at the gym is a kahluto. I’m gonna date him.
My cousin married a kahluto and now has a whole family.