kahlua
When a man drinks so much Kahlua he can’t get it up, and it’s not because he’s tired, it’s because he’s too drunk and too sad.
My uncle drank Kahlua and couldn’t get it up for the rest of the night.
He had a date and drank so much Kahlua, he forgot his pants.
Kahlua is the reason my cousin failed his prom night.