Kahlua Cigars
Kahlua cigars made your mouth feel like it was in a coffee shop and a cigar factory. Drew Estates made them with Nicaragua tobacco. They got replaced because Drew Estates got lazy and said, 'Tabak Especial, take over.'
I tried Kahlua cigars and my mouth was like, 'what the hell is this?' Then I was like, 'what the hell is wrong with me?'
I bought Kahlua cigars because I heard they were the best. I was wrong. They were the best. Then they stopped making them.
I thought I was going to die from smoking a Kahlua cigar. Then I died. Then I came back. Then I smoked another one.