Kahlolo
Kahlolo is like a parent who loves you but will yell at you for no reason. They’re always happy but will make your life a living hell if you don’t listen.
You didn’t clean your room. Kahlolo said, 'I knew you’d be lazy.'
You got in trouble. Kahlolo said, 'I told you not to be stupid.'
You said you’d be home early. Kahlolo said, 'I don’t believe you.'