kahlilia
She's like a mystery box. You open it, and you might get a gift or a slap. She's got a soft side, but you gotta earn it. Don't be a jackass or she'll show you her real side.
You ask her out, and she says, 'Maybe. If you're not a jackass.'
She texts you: 'I like you, but don't be a moron.'
You say something stupid, and she says, 'I was gonna like you more.'