Kahlief
A loudmouth, jokester with a heart the size of a truck. He’ll laugh at your dumbest punchlines and still call you a f***ing idiot when you’re not looking.
Kahlief: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... and then died because it was f***ing tired.'
Kahlief texts you at 2 AM: 'You’re my favorite person... and also the worst.'
At the party, Kahlief roasts your mom so hard she cries... and then laughs with him.