Kahlief
A guy who’s got the heart of a lion, the mouth of a hyena, and the patience of a f***ing saint when you’re not looking.
Kahlief: 'I’m not loud. I’m just f***ing loud... and I’m not done yet.'
You forget his birthday. He says, 'You’re the best friend I’ve ever had... and also the worst.'
He roasts your mom so hard she cries... and then laughs with him.