kahlib
Kahlib is a hot mess who laughs way too loud and thinks he's the center of the universe. He'll do anything to make you happy, even if it means he gets stuck with a ugly blonde who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
Kahlib just walked into the room and made the whole bar laugh at his stupid joke about his ex.
He tried to help me move and ended up tripping over his own feet and knocking over a lamp.
He asked me out while wearing a hat that said 'I love ugly blondes' and I almost cried.