kahli
A Kahli is a Michigan-born goddess who will befriend you, then laugh at your failures, then befriend you again.
Kahli told me I was cool. Then she told me I was cooler than I thought. Then she told me I was cooler than I thought I was.
I asked Kahli for advice. She gave me advice. Then she laughed at me. Then she gave me more advice.
Kahli said I was cooler than her. I asked why. She said I had a better laugh.