Kahlelah
Kahlelah is a black girl who’s smart, loud, and always smiling. She takes stupid pictures of everything, and she’s got a butt so big it could make a mountain look tiny.
I took a picture of my brother eating a whole pizza and posted it with the caption 'This is my hero.'
I laughed so hard at my dog chasing a vacuum cleaner that I fell off the couch.
I sent my crush a DM that said 'You’re cute, and I’m not afraid to tell the whole school.'