Kahl up - To 'Kahl up' is when you get so wasted you forget your own n

To 'Kahl up' is when you get so wasted you forget your own name and start talking to the ceiling like it's your ex.

I Kahl up every time I drink Gatorade after a 12-hour shift.

She Kahl up and cried on the floor because her sock was inside out.

He Kahl up and tried to fight the microwave.