Kahl up - To 'Kahl up' is when you're so wasted you think you're a sup

To 'Kahl up' is when you're so wasted you think you're a superhero and start doing backflips in the grocery store.

I Kahl up and tried to explain the meaning of life to a group of pigeons.

She Kahl up and tried to wear her pants as a hat.

He Kahl up and started dancing with a mop.