Kahl up - To 'Kahl up' is when you're so wasted you start arguing with

To 'Kahl up' is when you're so wasted you start arguing with your shadow and then try to eat it.

I Kahl up and tried to teach my dog calculus.

She Kahl up and drew a mustache on the principal’s face with lipstick.

He Kahl up and fell into a puddle and started singing opera.