Kahiki supper club
A place where fake palm trees and fake coconuts were more real than most people. It was like a tropical nightmare with drinks that tasted like regret.
My mom took me there for my birthday. I got a drink that looked like it came from a unicorn.
I tried to drink out of a pineapple. It was a disaster.
The waterfall was fake, but the drinks were real. And they tasted like a bad decision.