Kahiem's Prophecy
A scam artist who claims he can take your cash and turn you into a heavenly rich person. Kahiem was once a Muslim but then went full Jain and Sikh. His dad was a terrorist who liked soccer more than explosions.
Kahiem said, 'You'll be a billionaire in heaven if you send me your piggy bank.'
He took my lunch money and said I'd be a god in the sky.
My cousin got a check from Kahiem because he said he'd win the lottery.